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What in tarnation's a skyscraper? It's a
very tall building, Mr. Clampett.

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What in tarnation's a building?

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It's a structure where people live or
work. With all your money, you could

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easily erect one.

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What in tarnation's a... Did someone say
wreck?

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Uh... Who in tarnation are you?

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Cause I reckon I can wreck things as
well as any boy can.

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You sure can.

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Yeah. Me too.

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Hey, Beavis. We need to, like, strike
oil just like those dudes.

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Then we'll be able to get money and
chicks and stuff.

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Yeah.

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We are there.

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We're there.

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Aspen Extreme.

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That movie sucked.

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I sat through that whole damn fucking
movie for two hours, and that chick

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got naked.

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Yeah.

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That's a good thing we snuck into that
movie, because if we had to pay, I would

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have been...

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kicking ass all over the place. Yeah,
really. How could she not get naked when

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they say ass right in the title? Yeah.

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Whoa.

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I don't know if they're, like, rap dudes
skied. I don't think these are real rap

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dudes, but... Yeah.

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They thought if they, like, went to a
ski resort that they'd be sure that no

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real rap dudes would find them and beat
the crap out of them.

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It's the only place they're safe.

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They'd probably, like, sit around the
corner and, like...

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Have their, like, big 40 -ouncers of hot
chocolate. Yeah.

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No chicks, no butts.

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Give me the marshmallows, biatch.

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Change the channel, buddy. I've had
enough of this.

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Okay, I think it's over, though.

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Oh, good, it's over.

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No, no.

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Uh, now it's over.

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Oh, okay, now it's over.

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Ah, oh, no.

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Damn it.

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Come on, change it, buddy. This song's
never gonna end.

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What a bunch of...

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Butt munchers.

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Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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Ooh, I've seen these guys before.

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Oh, you haven't, Levi. We've never seen
this.

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Yes, I have.

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Ah!

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I've been having nightmares about these
guys. What is this?

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Come on, buddy, change it. This is
freaking me out.

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Levi, if you would.

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Ah! Look, he's looking at me!

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How could you be scared of these guys?

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You don't understand what I mean.

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You ever seen what these guys do? I have
these nightmares. It's like they tie me

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to a chair. Mm -hmm. And they're like,
they dance around me and look at me and

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go, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.

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And then I get medieval on my ass.

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Ah, he's waving at me.

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And it's like they're smiling because,
like, they know what they're going to do

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to me. And you know what else freaks me
out?

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It's like they have nabs on their head,
see? See?

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They're just dancing around now, but
pretty soon they're going to do it, see?

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Those aren't nabs.

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Those are, like, antennae.

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Well, but, I mean, how do you know there
aren't, like, nabs inside the antennae?

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Ah, no, not the beach ball! No!

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No! Ah!

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Ah!

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No, no, come on, come on! Besides, it's
like... I think they use those antennas

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to, like, receive evil messages.

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Are you a woofy?

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Oh, good. I think it's over.

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Digging for oil sucks.

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It sucks.

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Hey, Beaver.

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We're in a hole.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hole.

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Hey,

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butthead, butthead.

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I just, like, felt something.

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Okay.

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Oh, yeah.

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Wait, no, no. I mean, I felt something,
like, with my shovel.

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Come here, check it out.

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It's oil!

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It's oil! Why didn't we track oil?

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It's oil!

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Cool.

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A bubbling crude.

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Oil, that is.

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Black gold.

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Oil smells like turd. Yeah.

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I bet that's why it's so expensive.

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Yeah.

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We're gonna be rich.

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We're gonna be rich.

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Yeah, me too. We're there, dude.

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Yeah.

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Um, we're, like, still here.

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I thought we were gonna be rich.

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Uh, hmm, let's see.

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Can folks said Jed move away from there?

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Uh, I think we need to, like, sell it
and stuff first.

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Oh, yeah.

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Cool.

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Well, I guess we found the break in the
sewage line.

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Damn, and I just showered day before
yesterday.

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What in the hell?

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Uh, we're like filling oil.

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Black gold.

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Oil rules.

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Well, it sure as hell does.

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You know, boys, I keep a 30 -gallon drum
of oil in my garage.

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But oil is highly combustible. It has to
be handled properly. You can't just go

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door to door. Oil smells like turd.

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Yeah, like expensive turd. And you and
me are going to tangle if one

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drop of that gets on my property.

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Uh, so, like, how many barrels would you
like, sir?

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Yeah, you don't have all day.

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Damn it, boys. Get that barrel of crap
the hell out of here now.

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What a dumbass.

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Get out here and pick this stuff up.

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Yeah, real.

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Hey, buddy, check it out.

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A robber.

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Oh, yeah.

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Is that Alice Cooper?

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Uh, this is a chick, Beavis.

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This is an all -chick band.

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Oh, yeah.

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You couldn't put Alice Cooper in an all
-chick band anyway, because, like, all

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the chicks would, like, just be all over
him. Yeah.

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It'd be the same way if I was in an all
-girl band.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like me.

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Well,

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that chick can punch.

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I think that was a dude, Beavis.

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Don't wait, butthead. That's a chick.

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It's one of those girl boxers.

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That's cool. They can kick ass.

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They get in the ring and bitch slap each
other.

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Viva, that's not a chick. That's a dude.

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No, it's not. You bet it's an all -girl
band.

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It's like an all -girl band. They get a
chick boxer. Whoa, look at the nads on

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that chick.

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Viva, chicks don't have nads. How many
times do I have to tell you that?

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I know that, butthead.

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I just thought maybe, like, you know,
maybe they put them on, you know,

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she was fighting.

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Like clip -on man?

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You're a damn weirdo, Beaver.

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And you're stupid, too.

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Shut up.

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And chicks don't like you.

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Shut up, butthead.

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Some chicks like me.

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You fart knockers trying to steal our
oil?

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No. But we fixed your sewage leak.

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Uh, sewage?

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That doesn't come out of the ground,
dumbass.

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It comes from, like, toilets and stuff.

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No, it doesn't.

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It comes out of your ass, dumbass.

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Yeah.

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It comes out of your butt, butt munch.

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It comes out of your weed, dill weed.

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Uh... Yeah.

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Uh... It, uh... Uh... Wait, I got one.

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Uh... Oh, man.

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Is that the Jon Stewart show?

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Uh... No, that's on another channel now.
I think this is, uh...

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Uh... Whoa.

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That was cool.

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Thanks.

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I was talking about the chick scream,
Bela.

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Mine was pretty cool.

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That sounds kind of like one of those
records you get for Halloween.

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Like those sound effect records of
people screaming and stuff.

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Halloween is cool.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Remember that old lady down the street
that used to, like, give all the kids

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donuts that she made herself?

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Mm -hmm.

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It's like her husband was dead and her
kids were all grown up and lived away.

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Yeah, I remember that. So it's like the
only thing in life that really made her

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happy was making these homemade donuts
for the kids on Halloween.

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Yeah, that's right. That's right. Mm
-hmm. But then I told everybody that she

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was, like... Putting drugs in them and
needles and stuff.

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You got arrested.

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Hell yeah.

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That was kind of messed up, but it...
Yeah.

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But it shut up and took it out.

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I should hook up with this chick.

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